Archive for July 24th, 2005

Today's Godzilla threat: low

Well that's at least good news…. but check out this: [Typhoon Banyan](http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/wp200507.html)

An observation

We need to ship some ass to Japan… I'm certainly fond of Asian women, but there is not enough ass fat collectively here to fry an eyelid (an expression courtesy of my father.) Japan has a severe booty shortage. We'd be rich if we could figure out the logistics… We are sitting on a goldmine.

The guidebooks lie

First things first… contrary to the guidebooks English isn't as common as you might think in Japan. At least after midnight…

I was supposed to land in Narita around 5pm local. Getting to the hotel would be the simple matter of forking over 3000

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