title reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche_and_Turd

(warning slightly melodramatic political rant follows…)

Pennsylvania has closed primaries.  Which means as a registered Libertarian, I get to sit on my hands come primary day.  Not that it is a great loss… none of the candidates even bother to pay lip service to the fundamental principals of our constitution, especially the rights of individual.  Each candidate has their own spin on how we must sacrifice for the good of the many.  How dangerous the world is,  how dangerous our neighbors are, how we are all victims of unfairness, and how the state will take care of us… if only we submit to it.  Looks like America “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave”™ will have to carry on in spite of its government (and most of its citizens) yet again, for the foreseeable future.

Turn it up:  http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154584/