Everyone knows what Jesus would do... he was such a nice guy that he wound up pennyless, virginal, and condemned to torture and a brutal death. If that's your idea of a good time, he makes a pretty good role model. For the rest of us he's not a source of much practical help for a pleasant existence in the real world. Maybe it will score you points in the afterlife, but I wouldn't bet on it.
So if you need some real help making a decsion, you need to look to someone else for advice. That's where I come in. Those who know me, know that I consistantly make decisions based on the "best" personal outcome I can rationally justify... almost completely unfettered by a rigid moral code or sense of ethics. While there seems to be no shortage of those who lack anything approaching ethical behavior, I submit that I'm somewhat unique... Because I strive for efficiency in my actions, I am generally able to steer clear of outright malice.
So if you know me well enough, here's where I can provide a service for you. By asking yourself "What would Mark Denovich do?" You can determine a baseline for what your own behavior should be. If I would blanch at your idea, you can safely assume that it's probably a bad (in the "evil" sense) idea.