An ad was on the tele while I was mixing myself a dink:  "...Fibersure, from the makers of Metamucil, a clear mixing fiber supplement that mixes easily into foods and drinks without altering taste or color."  It was just as I was pouring the Bombay Sapphire into my own G&T an resulting in a hilarious eureka moment.  I present my new mixed drink: Gin and Colonic
  • 2 oz gin (I prefer Bombay Sapphire)
  • 5 oz tonic
  • 1 tbl of Fibersure
  • 1 wedge of lime
    • Now take it easy with this one... (A hangover would be a picnic compared to a more literal interpretation of getting shit-faced.)