Still not as fast as it was
AT&T capped my modem at 1.5Mbps (with no corresponding decrease in the price of service) after they bought @Home a year or two ago. They then sold out to Comcast (with a corresponding increase in…
Why I hate microsoft
I need the CD for Visio Professional 2002 SR-1 to uninstall the fucking product. Why do I need a CD to uninstall!?!. I know it's just looking for the MSI... why didn't they copy it to the…
Hopeless Romantic
I know how to keep my woman happy. ( _first person to make a joke about "a little stick-vac" gets a boot in the eye_ )
a healthy way to start the day
12oz T-bone, rare 3 Egss, over-easy Hash browns 2 pieces of wheat toast + grape jelly 20oz of Coffee
Link of the Day
How to be a Bible Apologist An Eight-Step Guide to Bible Literalism through Christian Apologetics
let me be your moral compass
Everyone knows what Jesus would do... he was such a nice guy that he wound up pennyless, virginal, and condemned to torture and a brutal death. If that's your idea of a good time, he makes a…
I'd like to express I wholeheartly support JUGs
The best quote from today's Expert Panel session at NFJS (No Fluff, Just Stuff java programming conference.) The speaker was refering to Java User Groups, but my fellow co-workers heard that…
Toto, we're not in Pittsburgh
My double of Belvedere Vodka (straight-up) was a surprising $13.50, at a bar in Arlington, VA. Ouch. Thank god I'm not actually paying for it.
measure your units
A handy new unit of measure: The Fortwinth System (Mine's 42 Fortwinths long... if you fold it in half first!)
Stick it to the man
at least in Tennessee you can flash your headlights to warn other motorists of a speed trap. The way traffic laws are written and enforced in this country is one of the few things that tempts me…